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SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By admin Comments: 721, member since Sat Jan 01, 2000
On Thu Nov 14, 2002 07:23 AM

I don't usually rag on unreleased vaporware that's been in development for 50 years, but Shadowbane has got to be the worst piece of unrealized shit in ages. Mouse clicking to move? Crappy graphics in the same vein as Asheron's Call (umm, the first one, mind you)? Release pushed back time and time again? Still have an NDA forbidding people from telling their friends how shitty the game is? Rabid fanboiz who would gladly eat shit if someone stamped the SB logo on it? Yes, yes, and YES! It's all true!

Rick

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re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Darc_Mindmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2359, member since Wed Jul 18, 2001
On Thu Nov 14, 2002 08:42 AM
well if you play daoc, you might can appreciate them delaying the game so much, cuz this game I think is still in beta sometimes.
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By KRuSHmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2788, member since Tue Jul 24, 2001
On Thu Nov 14, 2002 01:43 PM
Unless you have facts to support these claims your just another internet troll. I don't think they'd have an open beta coming up if they were trying to conceal a shitty game. Try learning about SB more before posting such useless nonsense.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By SpACeLy_II Comments: 2794, member since Sat Aug 04, 2001
On Thu Nov 14, 2002 09:49 PM
Krush I agree with you. Rick you always seem to have the "downlow" on all games that are unreleased or in early stage beta testing. I can't help but remember you telling us all to quit d2 for daoc cuz it rocks, then 2 weeks later you bashed that game aswell. May I ask what your info for this latest SB bash? I thought wc3 beta sucked my ass but then I said wtf and bought it and I love it. Even if you are correct about beta sucking why do you think it's called "BETA" and not released by now?

BTW You had better reply to this post.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Goldeezy Comments: 1700, member since Wed Dec 05, 2001
On Thu Nov 14, 2002 10:00 PM
Uh oh ricks just been tag teamed



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Rick en>fr fr>en
By modegaa Comments: 1137, member since Sun Jul 15, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 06:46 AM
I hate you.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By admin Comments: 721, member since Sat Jan 01, 2000
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 08:04 AM
Let's dissect this and see if I'm lying:

I don't usually rag on unreleased vaporware that's been in development for 50 years, but Shadowbane has got to be the worst piece of unrealized shit in ages.

Obviously my opinion here, but the leaked reports of betatesters imply that the game server is very unstable (after how many years of a laughable "beta"?), classes are hugely imbalanced, and though it's billed as something different, it's just another level grind on the leveling treadmill. Simply put, it ain't fun.

Mouse clicking to move?

This is fact. You click where you want to go. Supposedly done to save bandwidth. If I want Diablo, I'll play Diablo. Wolfpack (the devs) are obvious amateurs in the MMORPG world now run by the big guys (Microsoft/Turbine, Sony/Lucasarts, etc.).

Crappy graphics in the same vein as Asheron's Call (umm, the first one, mind you)?

Fact. Check out the screenshots and compare them to Asheron's Call 1. For a game that will (might?) come out after Asheron's Call 2, the graphics are only slightly better than the first-gen MMORPGs. Sad. This being the case, gameplay better be first rate. I don't think it is.

Release pushed back time and time again?

Projected to be released sometime in March of 2003! Personally, I think it will be pushed back more or cancelled.

Still have an NDA forbidding people from telling their friends how shitty the game is?

Sadly very true. They've also been in closed beta for ages, and I doubt they'll have an open beta before release. If people realize how shitty it is, they won't buy it.

Rabid fanboiz who would gladly eat shit if someone stamped the SB logo on it?

This is obviously a statement of fact! :D

Rick
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By admin Comments: 721, member since Sat Jan 01, 2000
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 08:12 AM
By the way, I never told anyone to quit D2 for DAOC. I might have dissed EQ for all the down-time, but D2 is a damn classic that I still occasionally play. I gave DAOC a shot, but unlike rabid fanbois, I made up my own mind after playing it for a month. DAOC bites because it was released in an unfinished state, missing beaucoup content, hugely imbalanced and is hit with the nerf stick every 5 seconds, has a crappy end-game, has morons running the show (Sanya the PR lapdog used to diss EQ to no end and they got her to shut up by hiring her, Mark Jacobs, the president is a big fucking baboon), etc.

Rick
Rick en>fr fr>en
By modegaa Comments: 1137, member since Sun Jul 15, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 08:38 AM
I hate you
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Darc_Mindmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2359, member since Wed Jul 18, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 10:58 AM
You should try Daoc now, its an even bigger mess than i think it ever has or will be, the last patch has pretty much killed it :(
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By SpACeLy_II Comments: 2794, member since Sat Aug 04, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 11:12 AM
Thanks for clearing that up with us Rick, apreciate that.

But you are wrong about release date it is set for Feb 7th 2003 which is only 4 monthes away.

And you mentioned LucasArts as a vet in the MMORPG scene. I can't recall any MMORPG's they have made, only low end sega/super nintendo/n64 and recently ps2 games and of course copies of them all for PC. But I would not call them MMORPG's by any stretch of the imagination. I am not saying they have not made a MMORPG I am just saying I have never heard of one under their label or at least can't recall one.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Dvade86member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1312, member since Tue Aug 28, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 02:40 PM
Also, rick i have been looking at the wwebsite, and sb is gonna fucking own. Its cool features >>>> the shitty ones
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By toba Comments: 1349, member since Fri Sep 28, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 03:41 PM
so sad, i guess since rick's bitch flux seems to have dissapeared, no one is here to agree with him. have fun playing ac2 with the rest of the carebears.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Dvade86member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1312, member since Tue Aug 28, 2001
On Fri Nov 15, 2002 09:26 PM
I think that dissing rick is not the way to go, he has (although it fell to shit for a few months) kept a site that we all come to regularly for a source of comedy / info. While you may disagree with what he says on games, don't be a bitch to rick! by the way, i wouldn't mind being a mod rick :D
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By DIZZLETHEBBQERmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1494, member since Wed Sep 26, 2001
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 07:51 AM
theres more than one way to be a bitch dvade
i think you just proved the other one
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By DAOC_Rulezz Comments: 393, member since Thu Jul 04, 2002
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 09:19 AM
hey lucasarts made Jedi outcast.. which is o0wwnage i am teh 1337 mast3r someone duel me NF i show you how it goes k
I take that back en>fr fr>en
By Darc_Mindmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2359, member since Wed Jul 18, 2001
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 02:24 PM
last patch has opened up some interesting possibilities and given me a reason to raise all my crafters to high er levels:D
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By toba Comments: 1349, member since Fri Sep 28, 2001
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 05:19 PM
great new possibilites, like the total disabling of all low-hp, high damage classes like rouges and casters.


more resists mean longer battles, and tank thrive in longer battles. only fucking game in the history of games that changes every patch.

remember when everyone had uber items in d2? was that fun? only difference here is i'm actually paying to be pissed.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Dvade86member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1312, member since Tue Aug 28, 2001
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 08:22 PM
haha, thanks mainer... :) I = RIck's bitch... i think that the new version of daoc will be fun.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By HANCY Comments: 699, member since Mon Sep 09, 2002
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 09:37 PM
friedburgers mmoproggzz
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By toba Comments: 1349, member since Fri Sep 28, 2001
On Sat Nov 16, 2002 10:57 PM
hoohah
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Darc_Mindmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2359, member since Wed Jul 18, 2001
On Sun Nov 17, 2002 02:35 PM
It's not nearly the problem that D2 had, for one thing items are capped, stats are capped, resists have caps, dps have caps, everything has level based caps. The amount of time you have to put into making your items, balancing your bonuses, farming the cash for the funds, makes it worth while, because it feels like you are working for something. I will agree with you about the tanks, but tanks sucked before, they just put too many things in the last few paches that weighed heavily in their favor. All those cheap RA's, and then all the bonuses you will be able to tweak from SC and alchemy have unbalanced the classes in favor of tanks lately. Rogues are still a favorable class, many advatages, tanks have become fun with the additions, healing and support classes are more capable than ever. The hardist hit by the patch was mages. We have low hp's as it is, our damage has lost a lot of it high out put due to elemental resist caps. Our low hp's and low damage output has made us the current farm of DAoC.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By TS_Halogen Comments: 91, member since Mon Oct 01, 2001
On Sun Nov 17, 2002 04:59 PM
Rick your a fag go play your Asheron's Call 2 with no plot line and no late game. At least Shadowbane is innovative.
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Dvade86member has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 1312, member since Tue Aug 28, 2001
On Sun Nov 17, 2002 05:24 PM
Darc, although it is quite a bummer that your class sucks, you have to realize that mythic loves to fuck classes... and that it's an ongoig cycle. Hell, soon enough thanes are going to be uber...
re: SB sucks ass en>fr fr>en
By Darc_Mindmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 2359, member since Wed Jul 18, 2001
On Sun Nov 17, 2002 06:26 PM
This patch didnt just fuck one calss tho, it fucked all mage classes in general. The majority of the hard hitting mages use Energy and Heat type damage, all dots are matter or body based, all mezzes are body based, so if your thinking about making a class that uses this type of magic, I would reconsider.
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